Yeah, this is my 2nd literature joke in this. I'm an English major! WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW, FOLKS.
Sorry this took so long to get out. Had an exam to study for last night.
Also, it's really important to have a boyfriend that sucks blood. : )
@MacSimon: And sparkle.
He knows too much.
@Mr Aids: WE MUST DISPENSE OF HIM. Quick, somebody call Frobert!