#37 October 18th, 2011, 9:36 pm
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"SON, I WAS MUGGED BY 12 SHARKS TODAY! NONE OF THEM WERE SWANS!"
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Yep...They totally are.

Now to set the update clock to- Aw screw it, this one goes up a couple hours early. Consider it a gift for being so late on Monday.

Posted @ October 18th, 2011, 9:39 pm

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Reader Comments:

This reminds me of the time I offered to babysit for a swan. It ended similarly.

Posted @ October 19th, 2011, 4:38 am


I got attacked by a swan in my uncle's chicken coop once. It ended with me bleeding, walking out, coming back with a .357 and ultimately, we had swan for dinner.

Moral of the story: I don't care how beloved it is, if it attacks me, it becomes dinner. Period.

Posted @ October 19th, 2011, 8:59 pm


@The_Hankerchief: Hank's food is people!!

Posted @ October 20th, 2011, 3:52 am


@YakkitySax: Damn, the mission's been compromised!

Posted @ October 21st, 2011, 5:55 pm